My boss’s 16-year-old kid drives a nicer car than I do. PGP.

Acquiring a large collection of allen wrenches because of all the Target and IKEA furniture you own. PGP.

Trying to get your older coworker to take you to Costco on your lunch break. PGP.

I just bought my first new car. It’s so small I feel like if a criminal hid in my backseat, he’d ask me to move my seat forward when I got in my car. PGP.

Pregaming your annual performance review with a Xanax. PGP.

I have to work on my birthday this year. My birthday is on a Saturday. PGP.

Can we all just agree that the international sign for “Leave me alone” is eating lunch at your desk? PGP.

Sometimes when I work with my headphones in, I’ll hear a coworker call my name, but choose to ignore it in hopes they will leave me alone. PGP.