“8′ ft tall with 29 inch heels on.” –That should’ve been my first red flag, but I clearly miscalculated; so when he walked in and was like 5’6″, the only people I can blame, are all of my math teachers EVER.
Every Guys’s Bumble Bio in Austin:
-“Original Austinite/Been in Austin for 10 years” (NO ONE Cares, you aren’t a Unicorn)
-“New to Austin, looking for someone to explore with.” (Stop it)
-“Loves tacos” (Stop being an Austin/All Around Cliche)
-“Traveling/Collecting Stamps on my passport” (stop it)
-“Entrepreneur/Start Up” (oh, so like unemployed?)
-“Anything Outdoors/Active Lifestyle” (No, I am not looking to find you on the greenbelt or town lake)
-“Passionate about Crossfit/Foodie/Lake Rat” (do you want to get punched?)
-“Adventures and live Music, lets catch a show” (no. seriously. stop.)
At 30, I get hit on by more 23 year olds, than I did at 23….I cant decide if I’ve aged well or guys my age are writing columns like this about turning/being 30?
pretty sure if I were your gf; I would also let you steal my clothes and leave you to fend for yourself on sundays, or get irrationally angry for not giving me attention, but then also be flattered that you took the time to explain that I wasn’t a huge whale and the reason my clothes fit you.
This would be glorious and the most selfless thing ever; if they tracked my period and knew to stay away from me and not say stupid shit…its a win for everyone. They’d know to steer clear and I’d have less murderous thoughts.
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Agreed! “Hi” is def. not flirty and unequivocally different than “hiiii”or “heyyyyyyy”
how. what is your definition of high?
“8′ ft tall with 29 inch heels on.” –That should’ve been my first red flag, but I clearly miscalculated; so when he walked in and was like 5’6″, the only people I can blame, are all of my math teachers EVER.
Every Guys’s Bumble Bio in Austin:
-“Original Austinite/Been in Austin for 10 years” (NO ONE Cares, you aren’t a Unicorn)
-“New to Austin, looking for someone to explore with.” (Stop it)
-“Loves tacos” (Stop being an Austin/All Around Cliche)
-“Traveling/Collecting Stamps on my passport” (stop it)
-“Entrepreneur/Start Up” (oh, so like unemployed?)
-“Anything Outdoors/Active Lifestyle” (No, I am not looking to find you on the greenbelt or town lake)
-“Passionate about Crossfit/Foodie/Lake Rat” (do you want to get punched?)
-“Adventures and live Music, lets catch a show” (no. seriously. stop.)
At 30, I get hit on by more 23 year olds, than I did at 23….I cant decide if I’ve aged well or guys my age are writing columns like this about turning/being 30?
pretty sure if I were your gf; I would also let you steal my clothes and leave you to fend for yourself on sundays, or get irrationally angry for not giving me attention, but then also be flattered that you took the time to explain that I wasn’t a huge whale and the reason my clothes fit you.
This would be glorious and the most selfless thing ever; if they tracked my period and knew to stay away from me and not say stupid shit…its a win for everyone. They’d know to steer clear and I’d have less murderous thoughts.
“cool cool, for 2 months….you visited Austin once and moved here…?”