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JERRY:
Kramer, he just crashed a plane into the World Trade Center! He slit the pilots’ throats with a box-cutter!
KRAMER:
Not “a” box-cutter – MY box-cutter. He borrowed it last week!
Pure gold. Dark, but gold.
Todd needs to ask if the movers will take him as well.