I went to a retirement party in a very Republican part of New Jersey on Saturday. The first thing I saw was a guy in a Make Covfefe Great Again rifle club t-shirt. My cousin’s husband was on the grill holding his soon-to-be 2 year old kid whilst smoking American Spirits.
I ate bacon mac and cheese and kept my mouth shut. But holy fuck.
My buddy works for the Devils (stay with me) and I’m testing the limits of our friendship by how many times I ask for tickets for games. You’re spot on.
NY/NJ Comic Here: One of the male comedians profiled in that article is a flamboyant gay guy who went on record to say he thought the interviewer was writing a different article when he was being interviewed. The whole thing is a mess.
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Half the time I do this I get a free drink/app. You’re spot on.
Other words that will probably get you punched if you say them at parties:
-Zeitgeist
-Ennui
-Loquacious
-Dilettante
-Robust
If you know where to go you can manage. Bar across from my job has $6 drafts EVERY DAY from 12-7.
Well I mean once she reads this fucking article she’ll change her tune.
You both look like you’re on your way to ask someone’s brother to buy you Smirnoff Ices.
The submarine and The Flint, Michigan MegaBowl
“You’re Not Old, You’re Just Broke as Fuck”
Fixed.
Probably gonna rewatch Rory Scovel’s new Netflix special and sneak into Nived’s DMs to talk about it all damn day.
Club Sandwiches being better than BLTs is an absolutely correct take
#4 is 100% true and is why I keep an empty water bottle on my desk at all times.
I dip my fries into Frosties. I’m a scientist.
BUT WHAT ABOUT MILKSHAKES
The Postmortal is amazing. The Hike is also good but The Postmortal is his best work.
I went to a retirement party in a very Republican part of New Jersey on Saturday. The first thing I saw was a guy in a Make Covfefe Great Again rifle club t-shirt. My cousin’s husband was on the grill holding his soon-to-be 2 year old kid whilst smoking American Spirits.
I ate bacon mac and cheese and kept my mouth shut. But holy fuck.
Also as a BC alum seeing so many guys I saw in college in the NHL is cool as hell.
My buddy works for the Devils (stay with me) and I’m testing the limits of our friendship by how many times I ask for tickets for games. You’re spot on.
My office has no dress code and I’ve worn shorts to work and I still feel like I’m getting away with some terrible crime every time I do it.
I TOLD YOU YOU SHOULD TRY IT
NY/NJ Comic Here: One of the male comedians profiled in that article is a flamboyant gay guy who went on record to say he thought the interviewer was writing a different article when he was being interviewed. The whole thing is a mess.
We got a point in Azteca and Dear Evan Hansen crushed at the Tony’s so I’m way too hyped up for any caffeine