One of his greater performances was in Glory, which is a movie that a lot of people sleep on.
That flogging scene. Holy fucking shit. Also it doesn’t hurt when you have The Dread Pirate Roberts and Ferris Bueller as costars.
He built a children’s hospital in Florida and would send congratulatory letters to young golfers who won tournaments. Even if you’re not a golf nut that’s pretty amazing in its own right.
Stupidly I didn’t use a vacation day but 85% of the building was gone so I did absolutely nothing all day. But having to still come in was a major PGP.
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“a few liters of Oktoberfest (the best seasonal in my opinion)”
I knew I liked you, Madoff.
19th Hole is at work right now typing this over and over like Nicholson in The Shining.
C’MON MAN IT’S SATIRE
“Blow whoever you want.”
Like everyone at Grandex who lets you do this?
Yeah and it should be DeLonge not Delonge. I have shamed myself.
I love you so much Nived
Ah yes the classic “go outside and try” approach.
You should patent a Duda-scented candle. Everyone needs a candle that smells like narcissistic self-delusion.
Man Lies to Create Content, Inspiring Comments Section That Is Better Than The Article.
To quote the immortal Jamie Vardy: “Chat shit, get banged.”
One of his greater performances was in Glory, which is a movie that a lot of people sleep on.
That flogging scene. Holy fucking shit. Also it doesn’t hurt when you have The Dread Pirate Roberts and Ferris Bueller as costars.
He built a children’s hospital in Florida and would send congratulatory letters to young golfers who won tournaments. Even if you’re not a golf nut that’s pretty amazing in its own right.
“You must’ve been something before electricity!”
Can’t wait for your defense of the government from “E.T.” or your explanation on why Jack Torrance too was “misunderstood.”
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Man Decides To Not Commit Hit and Run, Writes A Fucking Article About It
Stupidly I didn’t use a vacation day but 85% of the building was gone so I did absolutely nothing all day. But having to still come in was a major PGP.
“lack concern, regret or remorse about other people’s distress”
We all had to work until 3 on CHRISTMAS EVE last year so this is spot on.
“Think it’s acceptable for me to wear these sweatpants out tonight?”
Yes. Yes it is.
He’s clearly having a Freaky Friday experience with Zack de la Rocha.
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