I threw out my back at my cousin’s wedding while dancing to “Shout.” PGP.

Stacking cheddar…on top of turkey and whole wheat bread. PGP.

Splurging on a seasonal Yankee Candle. PGP.

Old enough to find grey hairs, young enough to still get pimples. PGP.

Working out to counteract potential weight gain rather than to get “cut.” PGP.

Displacing your frustration into arguments over professional sports. PGP.