Just a suggestion, but maybe instead of reading the same stories that are posted on Monday, you keep a few fresh stories in your back pocket to read on the pod?
Last night I met up with a couple buddies for happy hour around 5pm, where we each had two IPAs, and decided to call it a night around 6. One of them had to get home to bring his Hello Fresh delivery inside, while I figured I should try to finish overseeding my back lawn for winter before sundown.
The kicker is that I still woke up with headache this morning.
Just a reminder that drinking and driving is not cool. Don’t put yourself and others in danger to save $30 on an uber. Also you’re going to have to report a felony DUI on any job application, so your career will be completely fucked as well.
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Just a suggestion, but maybe instead of reading the same stories that are posted on Monday, you keep a few fresh stories in your back pocket to read on the pod?
1. develop a wild imagination
At what point do we agree that these submissions are just a proving ground for fledgling literotica authors?
Counterpoint: get a cat
Sounds like you have commitment issues
Thanks for this, it helped coax my existential dread out of hibernation.
2002-21=1981 woah
Sup
If you kept it in your freezer, arent you basically walking around all night with an ice cold block in your pocket?
Micah shouting F bombs into my ears was not how I wanted to ease into the day.
Side note: populations of Columbus and Austin are a lot closer than I thought
The Carmelo Anthony of writing, the Antonio Cromartie of condom wearing.
as an amateur copy editor, I can affirm the correct usage
Last night I met up with a couple buddies for happy hour around 5pm, where we each had two IPAs, and decided to call it a night around 6. One of them had to get home to bring his Hello Fresh delivery inside, while I figured I should try to finish overseeding my back lawn for winter before sundown.
The kicker is that I still woke up with headache this morning.
I am washed.
I’m just gonna stop reading all the drunk driving stories because it’s really not something to brag about.
*sigh*……Sup?
I typically get to the 6 month point, realize it’s not going to work out, and then somehow stay with them for another year.
So you’re saying I can go to whatever bar in Austin you guys go to, give the bartender promo code “My last name is Wiener”, and drink free all night?
I think it’s imperative that us touchers spam the internet with fake promo codes to fight this problem….
for all the bot scrapers out there….be sure to use Promo code: THICC for 10% off
Just a reminder that drinking and driving is not cool. Don’t put yourself and others in danger to save $30 on an uber. Also you’re going to have to report a felony DUI on any job application, so your career will be completely fucked as well.
Salty > Sweet