Also, she is like one of the only celebrities that hasn’t been stupid enough to send nudes to everyone. Anna Kendrick is the only other one, and guess what, every guys wants her.
#7. Holy crap nothing impresses a guy more than if you can dick around with his friends without getting offended. The single fastest way to get a guy to like you more is to get along with his best friend.
“Can you imagine anyone who would be pissed off if he or she woke up with a bigger bank account and a slimmer body on Christmas morning?”
Yes, I can. People in Zimbabwe definitely don’t want to wake up to that.
They can’t ask their own fraternity lawyer? Oh, THAT’S right, then they wouldn’t get attention on the internet! Silly me. But, in all seriousness, that doctor is probably fucked.
That’s exactly what I got out of it. I’m going to have it with my Cinnamon Toast Crunch every morning now. They’re both cinnamon flavored, so it’ll taste great
Also, she is like one of the only celebrities that hasn’t been stupid enough to send nudes to everyone. Anna Kendrick is the only other one, and guess what, every guys wants her.
Mixology will heavily impress a guy, especially if you know how to make drinks that are fairly complex, but not fruity/super sweet drinks.
#7. Holy crap nothing impresses a guy more than if you can dick around with his friends without getting offended. The single fastest way to get a guy to like you more is to get along with his best friend.
“Can you imagine anyone who would be pissed off if he or she woke up with a bigger bank account and a slimmer body on Christmas morning?”
Yes, I can. People in Zimbabwe definitely don’t want to wake up to that.
They can’t ask their own fraternity lawyer? Oh, THAT’S right, then they wouldn’t get attention on the internet! Silly me. But, in all seriousness, that doctor is probably fucked.
This is the only thing that’s actually worse than his death hoax. If Carlton can’t Carlton, then is he even really still Carlton?
Seeing your facial hair, then you using the word adorable is scaring me
You bet your ass we’re blaring T-Swift on loop the whole way there. Haters gonna hate.
To hell with that. Eating 2 pounds of turkey then fighting the tryptophan to stay awake is more challenging, anyways.
I love how intentional it looks. Blitz is squatting in just the right way that his junk is hanging low. Its a power move.
Can’t you still take everything if you can prove they cheated on you?
I have a 0.0 sticker. Needless to say I’m pretty proud of it
He was making room for all of his new Cardinals gear.
If that had happened to a Democrat, then not even God could have saved us from the shitstorm of butthurt.
That cover photo alone is enough to make me do it all over again.
No, he specifically says “pack you stuff”. So you better find out what you stuff is, and fast.
It’s like that scene from Hoosiers where Jimmy makes every shot on the court, only the polar opposite.
Taking a chunk of our rival country, bringing it back home, and then building shit on top of it. Power move
Danica Patrick could beat up Keselowski
That’s exactly what I got out of it. I’m going to have it with my Cinnamon Toast Crunch every morning now. They’re both cinnamon flavored, so it’ll taste great