Calling your own office phone from your cell phone underneath the desk so a coworker will stop talking to you. PGP.

The steady growth of your medicine cabinet collection. PGP.

The coworker that can’t send an email without putting a smiley face somewhere in it. PGP.

Switching off between different routes to the bathroom so no one realizes how much time you spend in it. PGP.

Your boss just now asking if you’ve “caught onto that new Candy Crusher game” when you’ve been playing it daily in your office behind his back for months. PGP.

Using a sticky note as a coaster. PGP.

Coworkers finding ridiculous reasons to bring treats for everyone at the office. PGP.

Practicing an exaggerated and glorified description of your job before a family gathering. PGP.

Checking any remotely attractive coworker’s desk for family photos when starting a new job. PGP.

Forced conversations about the weather in the elevator. PGP.