None of your friends wishing you a happy birthday because it’s not listed on Facebook. PGP.

Checking emails on your phone in a half-awake state right when you wake up and having minor panic attacks over nothing. PGP.

Developing fake friendships with people, like the guy who works at the parking security gate. PGP.

That look the receptionist gives you letting you know she knows your morning bathroom routine. PGP.