It used to be “No new friends” because I didn’t want any. Now it’s “no new friends” because I can’t make any. PGP.

All Mint.com does is remind me that the majority of my income is spent on alcohol. PGP.

1: “I’m sure you’re really busy.” 2: “Yeah, I’m not.” PGP.

I started watching Survivor just so me and my boss have something to talk about. PGP.