NomadPostGrad

Aspiring to be casually rich and office hot, while plugging away at an entry level job that promises a pension and good benefits because #compromise and idk maybe I’ll make enough to buy a fancy Japanese toilet. I have a tendency to run away and/or move to foreign countries when life gets "too real" or I'm feeling restless. This has resulted in me being both single af and struggling to buy a studio apartment where my bed folds into a wall. Champagne taste, sparkling water budget; so my 5 year plan is to marry money -and then ride out the alimony payments once he realizes what a nightmare I am.

Member Since 01/08/2016

To The Fans

It’s Time To Stop Pretending Cards Against Humanity Is Funny

A Guide To Office Restroom Etiquette

The Saturday Morning Breakfast Blog: Terrible Habits I’m Going To Pick Up Now That It’s Getting Cold Outside

My Downright Bizarre Experience Of Being Cast On ‘The Bachelor’

The Saturday Morning Breakfast Blog: Removing Pumpkin Guts Is The Best Part Of Pumpkin Carving

high school grinding

My Sexual Awakening Started With ‘Baby Got Back’ At My First High School Dance

I Live Next To The Scientology Center And I’m Constantly Terrified I’m Going to Accidentally Join

Mailbag: Dealing With Hard Truths In Relationships And How To Pronounce The Name “Noel”

11 ‘Holy Shit, I’m Old’ Moments