Aspiring to be casually rich and office hot, while plugging away at an entry level job that promises a pension and good benefits because #compromise and idk maybe I’ll make enough to buy a fancy Japanese toilet.
I have a tendency to run away and/or move to foreign countries when life gets "too real" or I'm feeling restless. This has resulted in me being both single af and struggling to buy a studio apartment where my bed folds into a wall.
Champagne taste, sparkling water budget; so my 5 year plan is to marry money -and then ride out the alimony payments once he realizes what a nightmare I am.
Is no one else creeped out that’s he’s recording snaps? Cause I’m sure if he’s got this system set up porn girl doesn’t know. Shady af. It does count as cheating but even if it didn’t I would dump him based solely on the fact that he’s doing shit that other girls aren’t consenting to. Red flags all around. Trust me you can do better.
Coming from someone who does not have a penis, would a cock ring work? Kinda like, secure it?? Idk, this isn’t my wheelhouse but I feel like it would help secure the condom on. Maybe???
I agree. No disappointments with the reboot of arrested development, the whole point of that show is that the characters are going nowhere. All the jokes and humour were on point and the way they made everything come together shows crazy talent on the writers side.
But I also felt like HIMYM ended perfectly for how that show was written so what the fuck do I know.
Part 3: they run into Claire and her BF exiting out of a cafe where a 3 course lunch with wine is only 18€ each and Todd re-evaluates his entire future.
Love how an article about pointing out small annoying things women have to deal with and how to avoid those behaviours so that you; 1) just become a better person 2) avoid awkward chats with HR and 3) actually *increase* your chances of hooking up with women, is met with such hostility from butt-hurt boys.
As someone who spent far too much of my 20s in name tags completely agree. Saying my name after a “thank you” or as you’re leaving is totally fine. Multiple times throughout just creepy (especially because in most of these situations I never actually introduced myself). Also just annoying in general, when middle aged women would pull this I always would get my back up against a wall expecting them to start a fight and ask for a manager. Name tag rule extends to basically anyone under the age of 80.
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Is no one else creeped out that’s he’s recording snaps? Cause I’m sure if he’s got this system set up porn girl doesn’t know. Shady af. It does count as cheating but even if it didn’t I would dump him based solely on the fact that he’s doing shit that other girls aren’t consenting to. Red flags all around. Trust me you can do better.
Coming from someone who does not have a penis, would a cock ring work? Kinda like, secure it?? Idk, this isn’t my wheelhouse but I feel like it would help secure the condom on. Maybe???
I agree. No disappointments with the reboot of arrested development, the whole point of that show is that the characters are going nowhere. All the jokes and humour were on point and the way they made everything come together shows crazy talent on the writers side.
But I also felt like HIMYM ended perfectly for how that show was written so what the fuck do I know.
I feel like if she’s using TGDAG as a benchmark to aspire to that you’ve got more things to worry about than just a ring.
Well, was she?
You had a magical two weeks and you’re complaining about it?
Even worse is responding with “twenty…. er…. shit no I’m fucking 30” and then having a mild panic attack in your cubicle
George of the Jungle is the GOAT
Part 3: they run into Claire and her BF exiting out of a cafe where a 3 course lunch with wine is only 18€ each and Todd re-evaluates his entire future.
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Love how an article about pointing out small annoying things women have to deal with and how to avoid those behaviours so that you; 1) just become a better person 2) avoid awkward chats with HR and 3) actually *increase* your chances of hooking up with women, is met with such hostility from butt-hurt boys.
As someone who spent far too much of my 20s in name tags completely agree. Saying my name after a “thank you” or as you’re leaving is totally fine. Multiple times throughout just creepy (especially because in most of these situations I never actually introduced myself). Also just annoying in general, when middle aged women would pull this I always would get my back up against a wall expecting them to start a fight and ask for a manager. Name tag rule extends to basically anyone under the age of 80.
Honestly so many people don’t. General rule of thumb: if you wouldn’t do this to another guy don’t do it to a girl.
Dark. Although honestly I feel she would suffer more if she was just poor. And by poor I mean basically making what I make.
Mine left mine in his hotel room when we were away on a sales trip. I had to call the hotel pay the postage to get it back.
Never having the authority to fire anyone, PGP
Not even a girl crush, I’ll switch teams. Sup?
That’s the dream. Congratulations
Hands to the sky emoji. Honestly so irritating dealing with “nice guys” glad ya’ll get it.