“How was your New Year?” “Good, how was yours?” “Good.” PGP.

You know you’re getting old when you don’t need an Otterbox anymore. PGP.

Everyone at work assuming you’re hungover even though you’re legitimately sick. PGP.

Waiting until everyone leaves the bathroom before exiting the stall. PGP.

Waiting until the last second to complete a task so your boss doesn’t make you do any extra work. PGP.

Coffee breath. PGP.

I woke up in an old Toyota…because I blacked out at happy hour. PGP.

Never eating breakfast because you’ve convinced yourself that 20 extra minutes of sleep is going to make a difference. PGP.

Doing the absolute bare minimum in everything required of you. PGP.