Trading in my ’08 Subaru Legacy this summer was like closing an 8 year chapter of my life that had some of my best memories from high school, college, and my first postgrad years
Had a similar situation go down last year, although instead of her eventually admitting why things fell apart I found out I had taken up the role of side piece when I saw on Facebook she’s in a relationship of over 3 years. Can’t begin to say how shitty I felt about myself or for the guy. I reached out to let him know and apologize and he flipped out and accused me of lying so I just let it go. Best of luck pal, you’re dancing with the devil now
I feel personally attacked that flip cup’s diabolical cousin wasn’t included. Nothing like playing monkey in the middle with someone who can’t make a cup to save their life
K.I.D.S and Best Day Ever would inevitably be played every time me and my friends drank while growing up. Losing someone who was basically the soundtrack to my high school years hits pretty hard
Spring is easily the worst time of year. Rain? Allergies? Temperature fluctuations from freezing to boiling on a near daily basis? A complete lack of drinking holidays? HARD pass
I think for a lot of people it’s hard to open up to friends because they’re afraid of being look down on for not handling life well. I know my friends have a twisted sense of pity for me because I’m no longer slaving away in corporate America like the rest of them, which aggravates me to no end. As a result I just keep all my shit bottled up and have no one to hear me out when the world is kicking me in the teeth, so I just mask it with humor and pretend like I’m always doing great.
Would give up boozing all fall long if it meant I had at least one person to help me get through the tough times with sincerity.
Pullover season means I can finally hide my skinny fat body instead of being exposed via t-shirts and tank tops. Is he built like a twig or does he frequent the gym? Can’t tell now ladies, gonna have to roll the dice before ultimately being disappointed by what’s beneath the layers
Dogs not being able to talk, while unfortunate most of the time, is a godsend when it comes to being your wingman. No one needs to know what happened last Saturday and Cap is the only one I trust to keep it to himself
Being raised Roman Catholic and having dated a Jewish girl, I can confirm that discussing how religiously to raise your hypothetical future kids and in which faith is a nightmare of a talk
10. Outside Dave (peppered in just enough)
9. Jess (mostly annoying, occasionally entertaining)
8. Ferguson (Winston/Ferguson episodes rank supreme)
7. Aly (awesome when paired with Winston)
6. Jess’s Parents (Rob Reiner & Jamie Lee Curtis? Winning combo)
5. Cece (got better as time went on)
4. Coach (gone too soon to rank higher)
3. Winston (it’s fucking Winston, no need to say more)
2. Schmidt/Fat Schmidt (Douchebag Jar)
1. Nick (gave you cookie got you cookie)
Millennials don’t search for breasts on PornHub, therefore they are the reason Hooters is no longer successful? What editor took one look at this and went “sound logic, get it into print”
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Long gone are the days of girls risking hypothermia wearing crop tops to look good at parties, 20 degree weather be damned. I miss Penn State
’16 Altima. Great car, hope it can live up to its predecessor
Trading in my ’08 Subaru Legacy this summer was like closing an 8 year chapter of my life that had some of my best memories from high school, college, and my first postgrad years
Had a similar situation go down last year, although instead of her eventually admitting why things fell apart I found out I had taken up the role of side piece when I saw on Facebook she’s in a relationship of over 3 years. Can’t begin to say how shitty I felt about myself or for the guy. I reached out to let him know and apologize and he flipped out and accused me of lying so I just let it go. Best of luck pal, you’re dancing with the devil now
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Source: personal experience
I feel personally attacked that flip cup’s diabolical cousin wasn’t included. Nothing like playing monkey in the middle with someone who can’t make a cup to save their life
Nick I truly defy you to conjure up someone better than Alyssa when you finally decide its time for Eric to self-destruct
K.I.D.S and Best Day Ever would inevitably be played every time me and my friends drank while growing up. Losing someone who was basically the soundtrack to my high school years hits pretty hard
Big fan of the trend towards “dressier” hoodies in recent years. Bold statement to make at the bar and a great conversation starter
I usually lump 1 into winter and 7 into summer but fair, I’ll concede this point. Either way spring still sucks eggs
Spring is easily the worst time of year. Rain? Allergies? Temperature fluctuations from freezing to boiling on a near daily basis? A complete lack of drinking holidays? HARD pass
“Come with me, let’s talk” – some of the last words you’ll hear before you walk out of the office and never return
I think for a lot of people it’s hard to open up to friends because they’re afraid of being look down on for not handling life well. I know my friends have a twisted sense of pity for me because I’m no longer slaving away in corporate America like the rest of them, which aggravates me to no end. As a result I just keep all my shit bottled up and have no one to hear me out when the world is kicking me in the teeth, so I just mask it with humor and pretend like I’m always doing great.
Would give up boozing all fall long if it meant I had at least one person to help me get through the tough times with sincerity.
Pullover season means I can finally hide my skinny fat body instead of being exposed via t-shirts and tank tops. Is he built like a twig or does he frequent the gym? Can’t tell now ladies, gonna have to roll the dice before ultimately being disappointed by what’s beneath the layers
Fall drinking is the best drinking
Dogs not being able to talk, while unfortunate most of the time, is a godsend when it comes to being your wingman. No one needs to know what happened last Saturday and Cap is the only one I trust to keep it to himself
Being raised Roman Catholic and having dated a Jewish girl, I can confirm that discussing how religiously to raise your hypothetical future kids and in which faith is a nightmare of a talk
Ranked w/ basic highlights –
10. Outside Dave (peppered in just enough)
9. Jess (mostly annoying, occasionally entertaining)
8. Ferguson (Winston/Ferguson episodes rank supreme)
7. Aly (awesome when paired with Winston)
6. Jess’s Parents (Rob Reiner & Jamie Lee Curtis? Winning combo)
5. Cece (got better as time went on)
4. Coach (gone too soon to rank higher)
3. Winston (it’s fucking Winston, no need to say more)
2. Schmidt/Fat Schmidt (Douchebag Jar)
1. Nick (gave you cookie got you cookie)
Honorable Mentions: Tran, Bearclaw, Russell
I defy one of you to make a better list
Millennials don’t search for breasts on PornHub, therefore they are the reason Hooters is no longer successful? What editor took one look at this and went “sound logic, get it into print”