Nived_Neirbo

Optimistic pessimist, Profoundly unimportant

Member Since 01/07/2014

  • Nived_Neirbo 7 years ago on A NARP (Non-Athletic Regular Person) Breaks Down Why All The Benefits Of Running Are False

    This was fantastic, man. Big running is in bed with the oil industry. If running gets you high then running shoes are considered drug paraphernalia and running shoes need rubber and foam which is made from petroleum. It’s a CIA psy-ops black budget project to further propagate the drug trade/war on drugs by disguising it as a healthy activity while also using that pipeline to get more profitable narcotics to permeate through state borders

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  • Nived_Neirbo 7 years ago on I Can't Stop Taking Pictures Of My Food

    I wish I had a cool story about this one but I honestly get stuff from my roommate, his name’s Mike, he’s an accountant, just a normal dude who happens to enjoy drugs a little bit more than your average accountant person

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  • Nived_Neirbo 7 years ago on I Can't Stop Taking Pictures Of My Food

    Why haven’t people started taking pictures of food in dumpsters and then posting it on IG as a promotion with locations tagged where the audience is targeted to Millennials whose income is below $35k? We need to start helping our generation, guys

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  • Nived_Neirbo 7 years ago on Four Fun Ways To Get Yourself Out Of A Fistfight

    You can always flash a gun. Guns tend to be a really good equalizer in society. They transcend physical size, toughness, intelligence, words, and fists. Just make sure your gun is bigger than everyone else’s. No, I’m not talking about peepees. Flashing your long range missile collection is the next echelon especially if they’re nuclear, then no one will fuck with you again

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  • Nived_Neirbo 7 years ago on This Week In Consulting: Don't Mess With My Routine

    You know, you wouldn’t need travel agents, airlines, hotels, airports, shitty smelly people, screaming existential babies, arm rest games, and condescending flight attendants…hell, you wouldn’t even need actual combustion fuel if we somehow tapped into the vibrations and frequencies of energy within the vacuum of space above our atmosphere and placed that in a craft for transport but what the fuck do I know? I’m just the Nikola Tesla of the PGP comment section spouting off nonsense lol

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  • Nived_Neirbo 7 years ago on The Harsh Realization That Your Job Isn't That Important

    I’m flattered that you said people who are starting startups and creating mobile apps are part of the exception but even in this industry there is a lot of “vapor tech” and the exploitation of ignorance in people since it is so new and not many people fully understand things yet. That being said, there is a way to potentially automate the financial sector particularly in day trading using deep learning machine brain tech (it’s real, not vapor) and then teaching it using images and videos of the actions of a day trader so that it can gather and incrementally learn on the fly. All you do is tag objectives and “KPI’s” in the videos and images for the algorithm to focus on and it will be able to fast track success rates. Then create an app with an interface like Acorns or Robinhood, create an account, buy some stocks and then let the SDK of the software brain do its thing and you can sit back and make some solid money. Now that I have given you the secret, you are free to be an actual human. (Hint: this SDK is already being used by NASA for space exploration/rovers and the Pentagon for drones, it autopilots commercial planes, and even self driving cars and it’s a company located here in Boston)

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  • Nived_Neirbo 7 years ago on Classic San Francisco Tourist Spots And Realistic Alternatives

    Check out The Tenderloin and the Excelsior District if you’re bored with life since pretty much every city in America is set up the same way. Hang out in the homeless tent cities under like all the bridges and learn how to deal with insanity before it creeps up on you in the future. Lastly, hit up Matt Pike from Sleep and High on Fire if you want to smoke weed and talk about aliens, the illuminati, and face crushing guitar riffs

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  • Nived_Neirbo 7 years ago on Talking Dating Apps With My Dad

    God damnit, I was waiting in the digital tall grass for him to come at me today. I was up all night writing slick comebacks all over my bedroom wall and ceiling based off of loose representations of what I was predicting he would say to me. Now I have to pivot and this is disheartening. Will, please send his email address to me off the record since he had to link his account to something so that I can then look through digital archives to then link a physical shipping address to him so I can then send him a “care package”. Thanks. I’m just fricken devastated over here. The arch nemesis has been killed off the show lol

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  • Nived_Neirbo 7 years ago on Mailbag: Sexual Unfulfillment, Water Cooler Talk, And A Million Dollar Secret

    $1 million secret girl: you keep your god damn mouth shut because you wanna know what happens to people who divulge secrets that have a large monetary value at stake? They get “erased” and so do their family members, 1 by 1, over a span of time, in varying ways. Look at The Kennedy’s, The dude who gave wind of Hillary’s emails to Wikileaks, the guy who discovered large amounts of heavy metals in the soil of the NW region after studying the theory of Chem Trails, Abraham Lincoln, The billionaires on the titanic that were joining forces to blockade the establishment of the Federal Reserve, the people in news interviews who said they saw explosions on the floors of the twin towers as they were falling, the ex CIA operative who disclosed Project Bluebook in regards to alien life…lol just shut up for your own good…shhhh

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