There’s nothing or no one to keep up with because most people are fucking losers even if they’re “successful”. No one is important in the overall sense of things unless they are actually important in a macro context that isn’t measured monetarily so everyone just shut the fuck up, lose your minuscule ego that you desperately hold onto in order to justify your existence, and figure things out because the world doesn’t care about you at on an individual level and it shouldn’t because most of us work in offices that generate revenue for companies that aren’t really seeing in overall long term scope. Wake up everyone, you’re job means nothing haha
Guys, thinking about the future should only be put into practice via financials (investing) intelligently and managing those assets the best you can. Other than that, there really is no future, it’s all just “The now” pacing along with the scale of time so try to enjoy the present because thats all we tangibly have. We live in a world that heavily favors the teaching of a machine learning algorithm/AI interface to better influence an Ecommerce consumer purchase over teaching one another and ourselves how to interact properly and solve complex problems in the non-digital world that truly impact every aspect of life. We are the dumbest highly intelligent species that has ever walked the earth thanks to social conditioning and subliminal influence…self help starts from within, primarily from ingesting DMT and realizing that everything is bullshit but at the same time connected and then throwing up all over the place as your friends recite the exact same experience you had and then you laugh because we are all trapped in a highly complex simulation reality that is a giant pyramid scheme designed to extract labor from you to make a select few extremely wealthy while you crumble in ruin lol. I love you all
With the way things are shaking out in our world, this whole annoying people constantly pinging each other thing should eventually correct itself. All good things take time, Duda
Very synonymous gesture on his part since as the two of you celebrate a life together, you’re also celebrating the death of individual freedom and what better place to celebrate than a place where dead things go but with nicer decorations lol
Idk, man. You might wanna rethink this move because Native American Chiefs have a special connection with nature causing wolves and buffalo and elk to be summoned after you via the wind
I still don’t know the full context of the situation either but after reading this it seems that your boss is just checked out and probably questioning if any of this shot is worth at the end of the day because she’s probably been doing this horse shit for way too long. I don’t think she meant to slight you or come off as demeaning. You probably just woke her up a little bit and put a fire under her ass and the word “cute” came out. She’s probably impressed by you. I know we live in a world that takes offense to everything, but don’t get offended by this. If she keeps doing it and her tonality seems to prove otherwise or if she tries to touch your butt or something then take action and by taking action I mean go get the HR Department fires because there I still have not figured out what they do everyday, get your boss fired, and then light the office on fire because offices are literally pointless space occupiers lol
“People always told me I could do whatever I wanted growing up.
Then when I started fairly mediocre at stuff, people saw me as a threat and would try to pin me down with their critical opinions and words.
I never listened because I usually had my headphones on.
I did everything in the gradual, lurking “progression” of society: Piece of paper from high school, more expensive piece of Better paper stock from college, job that pays enough to come back the following day, another job that afforded me the ability to shop at Whole Foods once in awhile.
I worked and worked and worked all while my health benefits slid, my 401k was minuscule and I was able to sort of afford my mortgage sized student debt payment.
Moral of the story is: hard work pays off (not it doesn’t) and the sooner you accept never being able to afford retirement, the happier you’ll be” lol
They provide a giant bowl of Tums at the doorway because nobody wants heartburn when they’re trying to sleep before going to work the next day and the next day and the next day and the ne…..
Take her to that artisanal mayonnaise shop in Brooklyn. It’s kinda nice to visit and see that our generation is living in a world that is basically a McDonald’s ball pit play area that’s on fire with napalm lol
Success = living off the grid but not living like a homeless person and having tangible skills and hobbies that can more than get you by. Also, having a lot of money and not having to work for it is a pretty good definition of success lol
Guys, the NFL and the Bildaberg Group know that there would be no point in letting a team from Florida have the potential to win a nice shiny sliver trophy because it’s going to be under the ocean in like 10 years and no one wants a rusted trophy/legacy so they have a vested interest in keeping all the trophies from the past 15 years up in one area that isn’t going to be sunk underwater and has the best Uggs boots advertiser in the world who just happens to throw a cylindrical ball at people who run past a single white line into a colored box good lol
I’m looking to start an insurance company that focuses on providing insurance to insurance companies, banks, and Sallie Mae we also have a sub conglomerate that deals primarily in arson that’s on the black book budget, obv lol) our most expensive product will be arson insurance and that sub conglomerate will also be responsible for using social media as a weapon to instruct fear on the big insurance companies who are being “attacked”. I’m looking for investors. Guys, this is literally a blue chip Investment lol
My Alexa gives awful life/financial advice. Great for knowing the weather if I don’t feel like looking out the window and also great for throwing on my tunes so I can drown out the deafening sounds of silence. It’s also great at turning on my lights in my room which is perfect for when I want to see the face of an intruder before I laugh at them for thinking I own anything of actual value lol
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Dammit, you beat me to it haha
There’s nothing or no one to keep up with because most people are fucking losers even if they’re “successful”. No one is important in the overall sense of things unless they are actually important in a macro context that isn’t measured monetarily so everyone just shut the fuck up, lose your minuscule ego that you desperately hold onto in order to justify your existence, and figure things out because the world doesn’t care about you at on an individual level and it shouldn’t because most of us work in offices that generate revenue for companies that aren’t really seeing in overall long term scope. Wake up everyone, you’re job means nothing haha
Guys, thinking about the future should only be put into practice via financials (investing) intelligently and managing those assets the best you can. Other than that, there really is no future, it’s all just “The now” pacing along with the scale of time so try to enjoy the present because thats all we tangibly have. We live in a world that heavily favors the teaching of a machine learning algorithm/AI interface to better influence an Ecommerce consumer purchase over teaching one another and ourselves how to interact properly and solve complex problems in the non-digital world that truly impact every aspect of life. We are the dumbest highly intelligent species that has ever walked the earth thanks to social conditioning and subliminal influence…self help starts from within, primarily from ingesting DMT and realizing that everything is bullshit but at the same time connected and then throwing up all over the place as your friends recite the exact same experience you had and then you laugh because we are all trapped in a highly complex simulation reality that is a giant pyramid scheme designed to extract labor from you to make a select few extremely wealthy while you crumble in ruin lol. I love you all
With the way things are shaking out in our world, this whole annoying people constantly pinging each other thing should eventually correct itself. All good things take time, Duda
Very synonymous gesture on his part since as the two of you celebrate a life together, you’re also celebrating the death of individual freedom and what better place to celebrate than a place where dead things go but with nicer decorations lol
Idk, man. You might wanna rethink this move because Native American Chiefs have a special connection with nature causing wolves and buffalo and elk to be summoned after you via the wind
My typos make this unreadable so I will take myself out now
I still don’t know the full context of the situation either but after reading this it seems that your boss is just checked out and probably questioning if any of this shot is worth at the end of the day because she’s probably been doing this horse shit for way too long. I don’t think she meant to slight you or come off as demeaning. You probably just woke her up a little bit and put a fire under her ass and the word “cute” came out. She’s probably impressed by you. I know we live in a world that takes offense to everything, but don’t get offended by this. If she keeps doing it and her tonality seems to prove otherwise or if she tries to touch your butt or something then take action and by taking action I mean go get the HR Department fires because there I still have not figured out what they do everyday, get your boss fired, and then light the office on fire because offices are literally pointless space occupiers lol
“People always told me I could do whatever I wanted growing up.
Then when I started fairly mediocre at stuff, people saw me as a threat and would try to pin me down with their critical opinions and words.
I never listened because I usually had my headphones on.
I did everything in the gradual, lurking “progression” of society: Piece of paper from high school, more expensive piece of Better paper stock from college, job that pays enough to come back the following day, another job that afforded me the ability to shop at Whole Foods once in awhile.
I worked and worked and worked all while my health benefits slid, my 401k was minuscule and I was able to sort of afford my mortgage sized student debt payment.
Moral of the story is: hard work pays off (not it doesn’t) and the sooner you accept never being able to afford retirement, the happier you’ll be” lol
They provide a giant bowl of Tums at the doorway because nobody wants heartburn when they’re trying to sleep before going to work the next day and the next day and the next day and the ne…..
Take her to that artisanal mayonnaise shop in Brooklyn. It’s kinda nice to visit and see that our generation is living in a world that is basically a McDonald’s ball pit play area that’s on fire with napalm lol
I think the establishment limit is 3 and then the owners are forced to call the Amber Alert Hotline
Success = living off the grid but not living like a homeless person and having tangible skills and hobbies that can more than get you by. Also, having a lot of money and not having to work for it is a pretty good definition of success lol
Guys, the NFL and the Bildaberg Group know that there would be no point in letting a team from Florida have the potential to win a nice shiny sliver trophy because it’s going to be under the ocean in like 10 years and no one wants a rusted trophy/legacy so they have a vested interest in keeping all the trophies from the past 15 years up in one area that isn’t going to be sunk underwater and has the best Uggs boots advertiser in the world who just happens to throw a cylindrical ball at people who run past a single white line into a colored box good lol
I’m honored. If you’re ever in Boston, let me know
I’m looking to start an insurance company that focuses on providing insurance to insurance companies, banks, and Sallie Mae we also have a sub conglomerate that deals primarily in arson that’s on the black book budget, obv lol) our most expensive product will be arson insurance and that sub conglomerate will also be responsible for using social media as a weapon to instruct fear on the big insurance companies who are being “attacked”. I’m looking for investors. Guys, this is literally a blue chip Investment lol
The Wayne is on my list, the guy was untouchable no matter which way you looked at his performance. My top 5:
1.) Jimi Hendrix
2.) Gretzky
3.) Matt Pike (Sleep/High on Fire) the guy’s mind is wild
4.) Doug Stanhope
5.) Elon Musk
I really liked Doug lol
The Aux Cord Lord has been slain
My Alexa gives awful life/financial advice. Great for knowing the weather if I don’t feel like looking out the window and also great for throwing on my tunes so I can drown out the deafening sounds of silence. It’s also great at turning on my lights in my room which is perfect for when I want to see the face of an intruder before I laugh at them for thinking I own anything of actual value lol