Today’s title sequences: How to make friends, girls planning weddings, don’t invite friends to stuff…just don’t do anything, people it’s just not worth it and stuff
Guys, every time someone clicks on a Duda article and then clicks “Nice Work” on my comments, a portion of the ad revenue gets invested into a vanishing millennial retirement fund! (This comment is brought to you by Headspace Meditation) lol
Dude, the corporate ladder isn’t leaning against anything for support. Even if you sacrifice your life and fuck over endless amounts of people to make it to the top, you just fall down the other side of it and die. Corporations provide shitty health insurance, they def won’t give you a parachute once you get to the top lol
If it makes you feel any better, we are actually living in a controlled hell as the oligarchs use the idea of this storybook hell as being a guilt trip if you don’t give them money in order to fund their vast mind conditioning apparatus thus keeping the perpetual cycle going which feeds into every other self serving cycle wheel/profit industry…on an equally serious note, you seem very self aware and I’m glad you’ve found the right steps to take for your own experiences. It’s not easy admitting these types of things to yourself let alone put it into writing to share to others
For me it’s gonna be a healthy mix of doing things and stuff and also not doing things and or stuff and then I’m heading to Florida on Monday morning to head to my work’s headquarters. Then I’m gonna go and get lost in Miami on purpose until I find “The Bang Bus” that trolls around that city in those laptop movies and then I’m gonna do things and stuff until the next weekend
Monopoly is a great way to learn about life and become an angry at society for the rest of your life because you realize that you’re the asshat with the Thimble that’s barely scraping by along the game board lol
Honestly, at this point it’s just way easier and more cost effective to establish a meth addiction. Support local basement businesses guys. This is going to be the neohipster trend for 2020
Guys, all I’m gonna say is if I was a homeless person, I’d love cargo shorts so I could store little trinquets and food in the pockets. Very practical. Since the economy is def gonna collapse in our lifetime, you might want to consider having a few pairs lying around so you can store little food rations as you flee ravinous community members and also the military ;(
I’m gonna open up a penny candy store Monopoly near all the BnBs where we accept fractional crypto shares as payment that’s also just a front for a large drug distribution operation because we need to get back to simple times in life where criminals could still be honest, hard working Americans unlike the loser ones we have now lol
That call of duty plot was written by real life things that I just wrote about back during the Cold War, now called Project Thor or “Rods From God” which would be a good Brazzers title
When are they gonna start auditing the black budget of the Pentagon? I want to make sure that the weaponized space station/satellite program that uses Tungsten rails that are dropped into Earth’s gravitational field and then heated up when falling through the atmosphere in order to perform Kinetic Bombardment on strategic land masses is properly funded and allocating the assets to resources properly because i’m fucking sick of going to work ever day and we all need a change lol
If I had a dime for every fuckface that said “she’s a dime”, I’d have a lot of dimes so I could cash them in for a private jet filled with dimes that are female and feelings or whatever
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Alright, mr. Eager beaver leave some friends for the rest of the people to make, geeze lol
Today’s title sequences: How to make friends, girls planning weddings, don’t invite friends to stuff…just don’t do anything, people it’s just not worth it and stuff
Xbox live while playing Fortnite so everyone can train for when it becomes a real life game after water becomes our new currency
My guess is that it’s a tattoo of the Denver Airport building map viewed from above ;(
Guys, every time someone clicks on a Duda article and then clicks “Nice Work” on my comments, a portion of the ad revenue gets invested into a vanishing millennial retirement fund! (This comment is brought to you by Headspace Meditation) lol
Dude, the corporate ladder isn’t leaning against anything for support. Even if you sacrifice your life and fuck over endless amounts of people to make it to the top, you just fall down the other side of it and die. Corporations provide shitty health insurance, they def won’t give you a parachute once you get to the top lol
Only sheeps are asleeps, bruh lol
If it makes you feel any better, we are actually living in a controlled hell as the oligarchs use the idea of this storybook hell as being a guilt trip if you don’t give them money in order to fund their vast mind conditioning apparatus thus keeping the perpetual cycle going which feeds into every other self serving cycle wheel/profit industry…on an equally serious note, you seem very self aware and I’m glad you’ve found the right steps to take for your own experiences. It’s not easy admitting these types of things to yourself let alone put it into writing to share to others
Shit, man I’ll be in Ft. Lauderdale
It’s based on a true story that hasn’t happened yet lol
For me it’s gonna be a healthy mix of doing things and stuff and also not doing things and or stuff and then I’m heading to Florida on Monday morning to head to my work’s headquarters. Then I’m gonna go and get lost in Miami on purpose until I find “The Bang Bus” that trolls around that city in those laptop movies and then I’m gonna do things and stuff until the next weekend
Monopoly is a great way to learn about life and become an angry at society for the rest of your life because you realize that you’re the asshat with the Thimble that’s barely scraping by along the game board lol
Honestly, at this point it’s just way easier and more cost effective to establish a meth addiction. Support local basement businesses guys. This is going to be the neohipster trend for 2020
Guys, all I’m gonna say is if I was a homeless person, I’d love cargo shorts so I could store little trinquets and food in the pockets. Very practical. Since the economy is def gonna collapse in our lifetime, you might want to consider having a few pairs lying around so you can store little food rations as you flee ravinous community members and also the military ;(
They come for my comments and insights on how to live a healthy lifestyle in a sick world…or something like that
I’m gonna open up a penny candy store Monopoly near all the BnBs where we accept fractional crypto shares as payment that’s also just a front for a large drug distribution operation because we need to get back to simple times in life where criminals could still be honest, hard working Americans unlike the loser ones we have now lol
I really appreciate that, man
That call of duty plot was written by real life things that I just wrote about back during the Cold War, now called Project Thor or “Rods From God” which would be a good Brazzers title
When are they gonna start auditing the black budget of the Pentagon? I want to make sure that the weaponized space station/satellite program that uses Tungsten rails that are dropped into Earth’s gravitational field and then heated up when falling through the atmosphere in order to perform Kinetic Bombardment on strategic land masses is properly funded and allocating the assets to resources properly because i’m fucking sick of going to work ever day and we all need a change lol
If I had a dime for every fuckface that said “she’s a dime”, I’d have a lot of dimes so I could cash them in for a private jet filled with dimes that are female and feelings or whatever