Me either man but I’ve been on quite a few trips and also photogrpahed some for other companies and it’s everywhere. I hear that about the hockey stick, broke my nose from a high stick in juniors.
Bring cocaine. Business people fucking love cocaine for some weird reason. And take photographs, good photographs and definitely share them on social media and tag everyone in the photos. And caption something cliche like “just closed the biggest client deal before fiscal year end! See me.” Obviously.
In Boston there generally isn’t a fade between people which is why I like it. Up here you know where you stand with people. They either are honest and tell you how they feel (good or bad) or they literally could give a fuck less about you and would walk over your dead body in the street and go about their day. No fake bullshit is nice.
With the war on drugs the way it is, life sentences are handed out for non-violent drug offenses often. but if you go to jail first then get out, you’ll have prison connects and cartel connects to get yourself in the drug trade and not have to work. Then if you get caught again you just go back to your buddies and get free room and board, food, clothes, and gym membership. I’m trying to keep a positive outlook here.
We could just not have kids…Or you could name your kid Gingham to forever remind them of their future attire as they wither away in an office cubicle for 45 years since it’s a high probability that, that will be their future anyway. It’s probably better to spare a future generation such misery until we all figure out how to make a better society with the people we already have.
I actually had to go to work one day…then it dawned on me that I’ll be doing this for 45 years and still may not retire. You can get 25 years for 2nd degree murder and then be free and even possibly have parole before that! We’re #blessed to live in a country with options…
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I think I’d rather be mauled by a majestic animal than become a vegan.
You don’t get too many fake people here like you would in the south or the west. I will say that a lot of us are def assholes though.
Beer leagues are the greatest man especially for hockey.
Me either man but I’ve been on quite a few trips and also photogrpahed some for other companies and it’s everywhere. I hear that about the hockey stick, broke my nose from a high stick in juniors.
Bring cocaine. Business people fucking love cocaine for some weird reason. And take photographs, good photographs and definitely share them on social media and tag everyone in the photos. And caption something cliche like “just closed the biggest client deal before fiscal year end! See me.” Obviously.
In Boston there generally isn’t a fade between people which is why I like it. Up here you know where you stand with people. They either are honest and tell you how they feel (good or bad) or they literally could give a fuck less about you and would walk over your dead body in the street and go about their day. No fake bullshit is nice.
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“I’vr never said like half of this shit” – God
What? Nothing hippie’ish about that at all.
Fuck.
The sad thing is it’s not a joke.
The cops were probably tending to a couple other mass shootings along the way to your work so that was the delay.
Have we really come to this as a species? Everyone is so hypersensitive these days it’s offensive just to be alive.
With the war on drugs the way it is, life sentences are handed out for non-violent drug offenses often. but if you go to jail first then get out, you’ll have prison connects and cartel connects to get yourself in the drug trade and not have to work. Then if you get caught again you just go back to your buddies and get free room and board, food, clothes, and gym membership. I’m trying to keep a positive outlook here.
Lmao, I mean I thought that the whole “hey shits fucked up, let’s try and make society better” approach was a good idea.
Haha relax dude, it’s supposed to be taken as a sarcastic joke. So hostile over there.
Sorry, that was a little too real for a morning read.
We could just not have kids…Or you could name your kid Gingham to forever remind them of their future attire as they wither away in an office cubicle for 45 years since it’s a high probability that, that will be their future anyway. It’s probably better to spare a future generation such misery until we all figure out how to make a better society with the people we already have.
I’ve taken the opt out approach to my entire existence basically and it’s worked wonders.
I actually had to go to work one day…then it dawned on me that I’ll be doing this for 45 years and still may not retire. You can get 25 years for 2nd degree murder and then be free and even possibly have parole before that! We’re #blessed to live in a country with options…