“Alright guys… if we all don’t come in this Friday… they can’t fire all of us.” – My coworkers every week. PGP.

Not sure whether to have a water bottle filled with whiskey or actual water hidden in my suit for the Christmas party. PGP.

My coworkers were talking about their stock returns the other day and the only thing I was thinking about was how fast I shotgunned that beer after work Friday. PGP.