I feel that I should clarify that was in reference to a home run and not sensual touching to the point of getting clean the fuck outta here. But still…. #Touchers
About to take a test on something so boring I couldn’t think of anything remotely close to funny to say about it but I’ve done this before the past 4 tests and things are going great here we go bye.
Got a test on electrolytes today and I gotta tell ya, I’m sodium tired of studying! Ha! Eyes are also covered on the test but I don’t see myself making any puns about that.
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Glaring lack of the male romper.
I feel that I should clarify that was in reference to a home run and not sensual touching to the point of getting clean the fuck outta here. But still…. #Touchers
Final exam today. One section is on strokes and you bet your sweet ass ya boy’s gonna stroke this last one clean the fuck outta here.
I’ll take 10,000 Miller fuckin Lites every day forever please.
Test on STDs, contraception, and fertility today so one might say that I’m……fucked! HAAAAAAAA
Phishing huh? Tiiiiiiiiiight.
About to take a test on something so boring I couldn’t think of anything remotely close to funny to say about it but I’ve done this before the past 4 tests and things are going great here we go bye.
Ya boy squeaked out a B so now I’m gonna drink ten thousand miller fuckin lites
Got a test on electrolytes today and I gotta tell ya, I’m sodium tired of studying! Ha! Eyes are also covered on the test but I don’t see myself making any puns about that.
May I? ……JAMBALAAAYAAAAA
*tomorrow (hopefully)
I dreamed I murdered a shark last night.
JUJU WAS EFFECTIVE THANK YOU
Oh good gracious
Test on cardiovascular system today. Last test I had a good pun and made a good grade but I’m just here for good juju today. Puns welcome.
I love playing of the near death by fire incident like it’s nothing. I’ve done it once or a hundred times.
Any repercussions from the PGA for the micropod?
SPRANG BRAAAAKE
60% gas station 100% Columbian Dark Roast syncing its way down my gullet this morning is better than having a cold gullet.
Ya boi delivered. Time to coast till spring break players