Don’t be afraid to tsk your friends you don’t want strippers. I’m not totally against having some kind of stripper at the hotel or rental house or whatever, but strip clubs are the worst. They’re boring after like 30 minutes and I only pay more than $6 for a beer if there’s a sporting event involved.
I don’t know why this is getting downvoted. If you want to get out of the house and can’t find someone to drink with, going to a bar to watch a game solo is a perfect move. If you really want to maximize going out by yourself, find a good old man bar. I’m talking playing the local news with the sound on old man bar. If you go often enough, they’ll probably let you smoke inside with the bartender and other regulars.
My name is not Dan. But I was going to comment that it is too common of a name to be considered douchey. But our friend Dan has changed my mind. I might end my friendships will all Dans now.
I think it’s because Caroline kind of sucks too. The “boys need to be trained” mentality is not a thing a healthy adult lives by. She’s an enabler of Girls shitty behavior for not calling her out.
As far as a straight up KO, nothing has worked better for me than Tylenol PM. I have to assume it’s not the most healthy option. But it’s Tylenol. How bad could it be?
Vito and Nick’s tavern style over any deep dish. There is so much more to Chicago pizza than deep dish or stuffed. That being said, the “my pizza is better” argument is a waste of internet space.
I’m not even from some hardscrabble place where people are fighting all the time. But I really don’t understand how you’re not constantly getting your ass kicked.
Do whatever you want, man. But you have to know this philosophy is possibly a ticket to the emergency room, yeah? If this guy threw you down a set of stairs, I wouldn’t blame him.
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Don’t be afraid to tsk your friends you don’t want strippers. I’m not totally against having some kind of stripper at the hotel or rental house or whatever, but strip clubs are the worst. They’re boring after like 30 minutes and I only pay more than $6 for a beer if there’s a sporting event involved.
I don’t know why this is getting downvoted. If you want to get out of the house and can’t find someone to drink with, going to a bar to watch a game solo is a perfect move. If you really want to maximize going out by yourself, find a good old man bar. I’m talking playing the local news with the sound on old man bar. If you go often enough, they’ll probably let you smoke inside with the bartender and other regulars.
I will take dogs over FitTea pyramid schemes any day. Just own it, man. No need to “apologize”.
As many people have said, most of this list doesn’t even qualify. I’m sure there’s a late night Chipolte somewhere. But I’ve never seen one.
Though delicious, it’s not late night drunk food.
I love regional fast food. I’ve never had it, but Whataburger sounds like the tits.
Well yeah. That was my point. I was making a joke abo…ah never mind.
My name is not Dan. But I was going to comment that it is too common of a name to be considered douchey. But our friend Dan has changed my mind. I might end my friendships will all Dans now.
I have no major attachment to my local grocery (Jewel). I’m kind of jealous all yous have lunch love for your stores.
Without question. I can only think of a few fictional characters I’ve hated as much as Girl.
There are few things in life as fun as really hating strangers for no good reason. And it’s free!
I think it’s because Caroline kind of sucks too. The “boys need to be trained” mentality is not a thing a healthy adult lives by. She’s an enabler of Girls shitty behavior for not calling her out.
As far as a straight up KO, nothing has worked better for me than Tylenol PM. I have to assume it’s not the most healthy option. But it’s Tylenol. How bad could it be?
Vito and Nick’s tavern style over any deep dish. There is so much more to Chicago pizza than deep dish or stuffed. That being said, the “my pizza is better” argument is a waste of internet space.
I just skimmed this. But it confirms that I hate everything you choose to be.
I don’t know, man. I think you’re discounting the appeal of seeing a blockbuster action movie in a theater.
You must be too young to remember Bo Jackson in TecmoBowl.
As a Cubs fan, Dusty Baker’s failures bring me great joy.
I’m not even from some hardscrabble place where people are fighting all the time. But I really don’t understand how you’re not constantly getting your ass kicked.
Do whatever you want, man. But you have to know this philosophy is possibly a ticket to the emergency room, yeah? If this guy threw you down a set of stairs, I wouldn’t blame him.