Chuck Norris's spirit animal handler. Former "athlete" who now takes his competitive frustrations out on strangers on the internet (Volibear/Roadhog main). For booking details swipe me right on Bumble. For other nonsensical ramblings go to

Member Since 10/19/2016

A Hypothetical 'Seinfeld' Conversation About Rompers And Romphims
The Complete Guide To Double Texting A Girl
People Describing Their Marriage Proposal Rejections Kinda Makes Me Glad I'm Single
Vacations Are Great, But Only In Theory
Dating & The Double-Edged Sword Of Being A Hot Streak Guy
The Five Stages Of Grief When Waiting For A Girl To Text Back