I’m afraid that if I use my work laptop at home, I’ll accidentally type in a porn site.

I wish my boss would take longer vacations.

Leave work early, hit traffic. Leave work late, city closes down the freeway onramp for construction. PGP.

Spending an hour trying to find the one error in a 40-page Excel workbook that effects every formula. PGP.

The office throwing an open bar event on Thursday and still expecting you to be at the office Friday morning. PGP.

My awful sunburn some how looks even worse under fluorescent lighting.

Calling your ordinary garage sale an “estate sale” so more fancy people will show up. PGP.

Playing “find the hot girl” at a seminar with 500 CPAs and EAs. PGP.

Working on the top floor is cool until a fire drill occurs and you have to walk up and down 36 flights of stairs. PGP.

My boss is a foodie that says “baller status” way too often. PGP.