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ncw78739 7 years ago on Stop Living By So Many Rules Needed this today. Thanks Nick 15 Log in to reply or vote on comments
ncw78739 7 years ago on No, I'm Not A Serial Killer For Going To The Movies Alone I honestly prefer going to the movies alone than with other people.. But maybe that’s because my friends all feel the need to talk during movies 19 Log in to reply or vote on comments
ncw78739 7 years ago on 6 Ideas That Would Make 69ing Somewhat Bearable Consider yourself lucky -17 Log in to reply or vote on comments
ncw78739 7 years ago on 7 Dreams I’ve Let Go Of By Age 25 It’s a life goal of mine to make it to 5’1″ and I’m really just setting myself up for failure here.. Maybe by the time I turn 25 in 5 months I’ll have given up on that goal 8 Log in to reply or vote on comments
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ncw78739 7 years ago on I Interviewed A Federal Audit Associate From A Big 4 To See What She Actually Does I literally do not understand these people.. I literally save my work every 5 minutes if not more 28 Log in to reply or vote on comments
ncw78739 7 years ago on Teenagers Are Way Cooler Than Me And I Learned It The Hard Way Was just about to say something similar to this.. If someone bailed on me at the time we were supposed to meet I would be beyond mad 18 Log in to reply or vote on comments
ncw78739 7 years ago on The Single Woman's Dating Playbook: A Valentine's Day Date With A Reader Those last few paragraphs made me want to do something badass that i’m afraid of 37 Log in to reply or vote on comments
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ncw78739 7 years ago on 5 Fun Ways To Save On Wedding Costs That Your Spouse Will Love you’re talking to the girl who never wants to get married, so…. no -27 Log in to reply or vote on comments
ncw78739 7 years ago on 5 Fun Ways To Save On Wedding Costs That Your Spouse Will Love Don’t get me wrong, I like it and have a great time there.. But I don’t think I’ve ever heard anyone call it their favorite bar. -16 Log in to reply or vote on comments
ncw78739 7 years ago on 5 Fun Ways To Save On Wedding Costs That Your Spouse Will Love No because we don’t live in the 1950’s anymore -32 Log in to reply or vote on comments
ncw78739 7 years ago on 5 Fun Ways To Save On Wedding Costs That Your Spouse Will Love Can we talk about the fact that you just said your favorite bar was Beer on Clark? -16 Log in to reply or vote on comments
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ncw78739 7 years ago on 5 Friends You Don't Want To Book A Trip With After College Dude you need TSA Precheck 18 Log in to reply or vote on comments
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Him: “You like that?”
My new response: “No, honestly not at all. Can you hurry up and finish so you can leave and I can get myself off”
Needed this today. Thanks Nick
I honestly prefer going to the movies alone than with other people.. But maybe that’s because my friends all feel the need to talk during movies
Consider yourself lucky
It’s a life goal of mine to make it to 5’1″ and I’m really just setting myself up for failure here.. Maybe by the time I turn 25 in 5 months I’ll have given up on that goal
Brb booking a bed and breakfast for 1 a few weekends from now
I literally do not understand these people.. I literally save my work every 5 minutes if not more
Was just about to say something similar to this.. If someone bailed on me at the time we were supposed to meet I would be beyond mad
Those last few paragraphs made me want to do something badass that i’m afraid of
When is The Homie gonna be a guest on Touching Base?
JOSH WHERE IS OUR LATEST MEET CUTE STORY
Brb going to buy some Reese’s Puffs
you’re talking to the girl who never wants to get married, so…. no
Don’t get me wrong, I like it and have a great time there.. But I don’t think I’ve ever heard anyone call it their favorite bar.
No because we don’t live in the 1950’s anymore
Can we talk about the fact that you just said your favorite bar was Beer on Clark?
PSA: I follow Ali on Twitter and she has a girlfriend
Pro tip: Travel alone and never have to deal with this
Dude you need TSA Precheck
People’s blatant disregard for getting pregnant blows my fucking mind