Having a date at 8 p.m. and already worrying you’ll get home past your bedtime.

“So, are you dating anyone?” PGP.

Friday Night Lights is leaving Netflix on October 1. PGP.

Getting too old to hook up with the new hires at work. PGP.

Turns out the guy I’m going on a date with tonight is 6’8″ which makes him 20 inches taller than me. PGP.

Went to a wedding this weekend and fell when I was blacked out. Everyone at work is asking how I got the bruise on my face. PGP.

Boss asked me if I was hungover today at work. Didn’t drink last night, however I’m not wearing makeup today. PGP.