Being more invested in the lives of “This Is Us” characters than my own personal life. PGP.

Threw up on myself while waiting for an Uber with an (almost) one night stand. PGP.

Bumble swipes in traffic. PGP.

Over drafted my checking account at Arby’s. PGP.

Mentally checking out. PGP.

Hating your job and not making enough money. PGP.