Just split rent 50/50 like everyone’s done since the beginning of rent. Maaaaybe if the discrepancy between salary is 30 or 40K you could divvy bills up differently, but just keep it simple
give me 7’7″. pair me up with one of them super tall girls so I can watch my future daughter smash volleyballs in the 2042 Olympics or watch my son snag rebounds for the Golden State Warriors.
They grab glasses and bottles from people that have finished their drink. Their hands are on the registers. There is no avoiding it. I’ll take my chances with the glass rim.
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hit ’em up JD
one of those “fad diets” is actually a critically acclaimed documentary series on ESPN
not to mention you’ve gotta run halfway across the court to get your long rebounds. not time efficient.
if nothing else, it’s provocative and gets the people going
“Caroline leaned back and tilted her head back to get more sun.”
This was your best work yet. A+
Just split rent 50/50 like everyone’s done since the beginning of rent. Maaaaybe if the discrepancy between salary is 30 or 40K you could divvy bills up differently, but just keep it simple
go cougs
Let me know when, so I spend every last cent
oh my god I did it again I’m going to sleep now bye
@19thHole
dammit i need coffee and an edit/delete button
Yes yes yes Trader Joes Southwest Chicken Salad. 19th Hole, it’s like my brain’s that tree and you’re those little cookie elves.
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In light of yesterday’s threads, 19th Hole you’re one of my new favorites.
give me 7’7″. pair me up with one of them super tall girls so I can watch my future daughter smash volleyballs in the 2042 Olympics or watch my son snag rebounds for the Golden State Warriors.
The third entry is a follow up to the 1st. Sorry about the ‘tane, will.
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good times
They grab glasses and bottles from people that have finished their drink. Their hands are on the registers. There is no avoiding it. I’ll take my chances with the glass rim.
Do you remember which bar it was by any chance?
As opposed to the straw the bartender grabbed with their hand?
My take on Micah: underappreciated and underrated. This is a great take.