I specifically only date older women. Greatest gap: She was 35 and I just turned 19. Had my own place and she was my property manager. I got a free Washer and Dryer out of it for the duration of my lease. Fair trade.
Finally someone gets it. I do however fork over the $22 to sit behind home plate at my local Triple A baseball team. Cheap tickets. Good beer. Baseball. Worth all 22 bucks.
This doesn’t make sense. The average date is about $60 bucks. 2 bumble dates a week equates to 480 a month. Do the math for the year and you get to about 5700 bucks a year. You can get the two of you to mexico and back for a quarter of the price and do cute dinner dates like cooking together for a fraction of that.
I hadn’t realized the pattern of what I was doing but this makes a lot of sense. Meet up for a drink or two. If it fails, cut your costs. If it goes well, move on to dinner and inevitably more drinks. With each drink increases the potential of “Congrats on the sex” barring you say something moronic.
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I specifically only date older women. Greatest gap: She was 35 and I just turned 19. Had my own place and she was my property manager. I got a free Washer and Dryer out of it for the duration of my lease. Fair trade.
My soul was warmed by this.
What the hell does Todd do for a living?
Damn man. Come back Ben. We need you. I need you.
shocker…
Let the games begin.
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Neanderthal.
Shooters.
I think you just have a problem with the French language.
5 days out of 7 I’d say it looks like this through the spring, fall and summer.
I do what I want.
Charlotte ranked one of the top Minor league stadiums in the US.
your* Dammit.
When you’re stadium looks like this. $20 tickets and $1 beers are all you can ask for.
Finally someone gets it. I do however fork over the $22 to sit behind home plate at my local Triple A baseball team. Cheap tickets. Good beer. Baseball. Worth all 22 bucks.
This doesn’t make sense. The average date is about $60 bucks. 2 bumble dates a week equates to 480 a month. Do the math for the year and you get to about 5700 bucks a year. You can get the two of you to mexico and back for a quarter of the price and do cute dinner dates like cooking together for a fraction of that.
I’d be lying if I said the reason I want a relationship wasn’t financially driven.
I hadn’t realized the pattern of what I was doing but this makes a lot of sense. Meet up for a drink or two. If it fails, cut your costs. If it goes well, move on to dinner and inevitably more drinks. With each drink increases the potential of “Congrats on the sex” barring you say something moronic.
The panic in his voice when he said “Alexa, Stop!”