Noticed a curious amount of college kids talking about how their scaries are really effecting them. Hate to the bearer of bad news but it gets so, soooo much worse
My brother in law bought a food truck 2 or 3 years ago and he’s done a pretty nice job of growing it. His food is really good and I’m a super picky eater. My favorite are his pierogis and his duck fat fries. Needless to say, big food truck fan.
My boss sends out a large email every other week in a different font. At the start of the email he points out the name of the font every time. I can’t fucking wait to leave this place.
The first concert I ever saw was the Eagles when I was a sophomore in high school with my parents. Of course they were all super old but that didn’t matter, especially to my parents who love the Eagles.
When I walked up to my Dad and said, “hey did you hear Glenn Frey died?” I’ll never forget the look on his face. It doesn’t matter how old they are, if they can stand and strum. Go.
All of my payments for illicit drugs come with titles of WNBA team match ups. Don’t know when we started doing that but a title of Indiana Fever vs Dallas Wings cover probably means I am going Hoover Vacuum that weekend
Can’t wait to get back to the Cleveland Caribbean. Give me 4 brandy alexanders at the Village Pump and try and tell me I haven’t just flown 1200 miles south I dare you
You wrote this column so you could post ever single picture you’ve taken of her again and to get me to follow that Instagram account. It worked and I respect that
I’ve decided I’m fat as fuck and have no idea how to nutrition. I heard fish is good for you. Scallys and Shrimp sounds like the plan. I’m going to use extra virgin olive oil and a little white wine and sauté that shit. Hopefully it tastes good.
I highly recommend bonobos. I’m most definitely not in the “athletic build” category but I just picked up a few pairs from Nordies and I love them. I opted for the slim fit stretch chinos. They’re nice enough that I can make them pass at work if I’m feeling lazy in the morning while also extremely comfortable in a casual setting. Not the cheapest option but I’m super satisfied so I don’t really care
Sometimes I leave my yeti nearly full of water on my bedside table along with a bottle of Advil. Take 4 when I’m fucked up right before I pass out to really attack that hangover. Probably horrible for my liver but can be pretty effective. Also really sucks when I spill the whole cup of water in my bed
They show FIFA on ESPN too. I fucking love FIFA but I’m not over here demanding it be recognized. Typical unreasonable disc golfer.
Noticed a curious amount of college kids talking about how their scaries are really effecting them. Hate to the bearer of bad news but it gets so, soooo much worse
My brother in law bought a food truck 2 or 3 years ago and he’s done a pretty nice job of growing it. His food is really good and I’m a super picky eater. My favorite are his pierogis and his duck fat fries. Needless to say, big food truck fan.
My boss sends out a large email every other week in a different font. At the start of the email he points out the name of the font every time. I can’t fucking wait to leave this place.
A Miami Vice is half Pina Colada and half Daiquiri. It’s how I know I’m definitely on vacation.
The first concert I ever saw was the Eagles when I was a sophomore in high school with my parents. Of course they were all super old but that didn’t matter, especially to my parents who love the Eagles.
When I walked up to my Dad and said, “hey did you hear Glenn Frey died?” I’ll never forget the look on his face. It doesn’t matter how old they are, if they can stand and strum. Go.
All of my payments for illicit drugs come with titles of WNBA team match ups. Don’t know when we started doing that but a title of Indiana Fever vs Dallas Wings cover probably means I am going Hoover Vacuum that weekend
Myles Garret No matter what
Can’t wait to get back to the Cleveland Caribbean. Give me 4 brandy alexanders at the Village Pump and try and tell me I haven’t just flown 1200 miles south I dare you
Will might do 1000 double handed face wipes today
Did you mentally kill Aaron Hernandez?
Well that’s not a difficult question
I’ll be honest I had no idea people cut out the netting
Weekender sweats with baggies underneath has become the official uniform of Sunday brunch this spring. Couldn’t be more comfortable.
You wrote this column so you could post ever single picture you’ve taken of her again and to get me to follow that Instagram account. It worked and I respect that
I actually needed this because now I’m going to day dream about space and dive into reddit for the last 3 hours of the day
I’ve decided I’m fat as fuck and have no idea how to nutrition. I heard fish is good for you. Scallys and Shrimp sounds like the plan. I’m going to use extra virgin olive oil and a little white wine and sauté that shit. Hopefully it tastes good.
I highly recommend bonobos. I’m most definitely not in the “athletic build” category but I just picked up a few pairs from Nordies and I love them. I opted for the slim fit stretch chinos. They’re nice enough that I can make them pass at work if I’m feeling lazy in the morning while also extremely comfortable in a casual setting. Not the cheapest option but I’m super satisfied so I don’t really care
Sometimes I leave my yeti nearly full of water on my bedside table along with a bottle of Advil. Take 4 when I’m fucked up right before I pass out to really attack that hangover. Probably horrible for my liver but can be pretty effective. Also really sucks when I spill the whole cup of water in my bed
Tribe starting the year our right. Feels good to have baseball back. Positive vibes only rolling into the morning