TBH this is pretty tame compared to the embarrassing shit I put on Twitter/FB that timehop constantly reminds me of. I should delete timehop, but apparently I’m a masochist .
I’ve been on turbulent planes whilst hungover . People around me would sorta be freaking out , while I just have a thousand mile stare thinking “it would’ve be the worst thing if this mother went down”.
#5 Lose less than 10 credit cards in a calendar year.
I swear , if southwest were to start charging for their lost cards, it would start with me . But that feeling of heading back to the bar of its last purchase and it actually being there ? I imagine that’s what heroin feels like.
Probably 75% travel and we pocket any per diem we don’t use, equates to around 8-10k more a year. Sounds real nice until you realize your company used this to pay you about that same amount less than the industry average for your position. Corporate America can be a real whore.
Agreed. In the summer, head to poolside with a few modelos and a couple hours later the scaries are no more. You are detoxing via sweat/sun and retoxing with beers.
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Your brother sounds like funkhouser
Any routine can be thrown out the window when you travel 50% of your work weeks. Only thing worse than an apartment gym is a Hampton inn “gym”.
TBH this is pretty tame compared to the embarrassing shit I put on Twitter/FB that timehop constantly reminds me of. I should delete timehop, but apparently I’m a masochist .
I’ve been on turbulent planes whilst hungover . People around me would sorta be freaking out , while I just have a thousand mile stare thinking “it would’ve be the worst thing if this mother went down”.
Heck, if they can find something that will help me avoid the two day hangover I’d be happy
#5 Lose less than 10 credit cards in a calendar year.
I swear , if southwest were to start charging for their lost cards, it would start with me . But that feeling of heading back to the bar of its last purchase and it actually being there ? I imagine that’s what heroin feels like.
Probably 75% travel and we pocket any per diem we don’t use, equates to around 8-10k more a year. Sounds real nice until you realize your company used this to pay you about that same amount less than the industry average for your position. Corporate America can be a real whore.
Agreed. In the summer, head to poolside with a few modelos and a couple hours later the scaries are no more. You are detoxing via sweat/sun and retoxing with beers.
This is already giving me scaries for the annual 2-3 day hangover I get from Memorial Day weekend.
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