Eh. For me it’s more like the fact that a bottle of cab, 1/2 a bottle of bourbon and 3-5 cigarettes is objectively an unhealthy evening, and I need to hide my shame.
I am LIVING for the day that Girl’s Dad goes down for securities fraud or she just bottle-of-Instagram-Chapmagne’s Todd into bankruptcy, and has to actually come to grips with how ridiculously she spends money.
“And I urge you to please notice when you are happy, and exclaim or murmur or think at some point, ‘If this isn’t nice, I don’t know what is.'”- Kurt Vonnegut
I fully acknowledge that this is a (well written) comedy article and no one is actually encouraging drug abuse. Just a friendly heads up that the road from Vicodin to Heroin is WAY shorter than you’d think. Unlike DARE bullshit, that actually is a gateway drug.
I have to imagine there’s a good deal of overlap with the Caremark side of CVS. Anyway, they’re bent on world domination. The battle of acquisitions between them and WBA shows no signs of slowing down.
IPA in this situation is a rookie move. The rule of thumb for getting hammered with high school friends is better quality liquor than you used to drink together, and the same quality of beer.
As soon as I moved into my first post-grad apartment my dad kicked me off the family cell phone plan. I offered to just pay him my portion and he said no. That was some pretty tough love.
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TGDAG: Marriage Counseling
TGDAG: Give Birth
TGDAG: Parent Teacher Conference
AOT: Pick up drunk kids
TGDAG: Bury their parents
Etc.
I’m really hoping this series and the site in general continues to mature along with us until there’s a TGDAG: PTA Meeting.
Their kids are going to suck.
Eh. For me it’s more like the fact that a bottle of cab, 1/2 a bottle of bourbon and 3-5 cigarettes is objectively an unhealthy evening, and I need to hide my shame.
This is what caused the financial crisis. A bunch of Todds had to cut corners in order to keep their Girls in fucking French luxury goods.
Also those martinis are 26€ apiece.
I am LIVING for the day that Girl’s Dad goes down for securities fraud or she just bottle-of-Instagram-Chapmagne’s Todd into bankruptcy, and has to actually come to grips with how ridiculously she spends money.
“And I urge you to please notice when you are happy, and exclaim or murmur or think at some point, ‘If this isn’t nice, I don’t know what is.'”- Kurt Vonnegut
I fully acknowledge that this is a (well written) comedy article and no one is actually encouraging drug abuse. Just a friendly heads up that the road from Vicodin to Heroin is WAY shorter than you’d think. Unlike DARE bullshit, that actually is a gateway drug.
I have to imagine there’s a good deal of overlap with the Caremark side of CVS. Anyway, they’re bent on world domination. The battle of acquisitions between them and WBA shows no signs of slowing down.
We’ll see. Antitrust issues could be a problem.
Jesus Christ you’re not wrong….
IPA in this situation is a rookie move. The rule of thumb for getting hammered with high school friends is better quality liquor than you used to drink together, and the same quality of beer.
As soon as I moved into my first post-grad apartment my dad kicked me off the family cell phone plan. I offered to just pay him my portion and he said no. That was some pretty tough love.
You’re good at this.
This is super well structured writing. I really enjoyed it. Thanks CMV!
I was honestly pleasantly surprised. I’ll check back in in 2 years when it explodes.
Friday:
Gyro and fries- 11.00
Saturday:
Panera-13.00
Pizza-15.00
Sunday:
New furnace- 2000.000
Total: 2039.00
Brine is a game changer
Todd and Girl are helping me appreciate the fact that my life is the complete opposite of theirs.