My boss sneeze-sharted during my performance review today. PGP.

Being able to either buy the new iPhone or pay my rent early. Hello iPhone. PGP.

Having a “noticeable increase in production” before your performance review. PGP.

Going the speed limit to work and doing 20 over when you get off. PGP.

Making it rain…dryer sheets into your laundry. PGP.