I call our outsourced team in India more than I call my mother. PGP.

I have 192 matches on Tinder, but have gotten laid zero times because I’m always too tired and lazy to follow through with trying to set up a date. PGP.

1: “How’s it going?” 2: “It’s going.” PGP.

Lying to your coworkers that you’re dating someone so they stop trying to set you up. PGP.