I was convinced that Krystal must have a vocal cord polyp. As of now I hate her so much that I’m happy to believe it’s all an affectation. Hope this bitch gets dumped next week, but this godforsaken show has been known to tease us with the trailers. I won’t hold my breath.
You gave us recap with a level of sensitivity, eloquence, and insight that I have never before seen in a Bachelor recap, on the only episode that truly merited such treatment. Well Done.
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My dad always gave us our vaccinations. Old man’s a pro at relatively painless intramuscular injections. Perks of doctor parents
Sabra is overpriced garbage. Granted, I was spoiled eating my grandmother’s homemade hummus since I was little, so store brands never really match up
“Martin Luther nailing the goddamn 95 Theses on her church door” was art. Well done, Crick.
I was convinced that Krystal must have a vocal cord polyp. As of now I hate her so much that I’m happy to believe it’s all an affectation. Hope this bitch gets dumped next week, but this godforsaken show has been known to tease us with the trailers. I won’t hold my breath.
Consider: Derby Bachelor Party
Please make her say no. I know she’s incapable of that, but after this I need a Christmas miracle.
You gave us recap with a level of sensitivity, eloquence, and insight that I have never before seen in a Bachelor recap, on the only episode that truly merited such treatment. Well Done.