After stretching college out for 9 years, McMagistrate is now an attorney in her late-ish 20's who earned her title by embracing the stigma that accompanies a healthy partying habit. She enjoys showing off her sub-par golf game and pretending her impressive law school loan doesn't exist. You can likely find her on her patio, live-tweeting her wine binges, and concerning her neighbors.
You can’t get it back once you’re married anyway, in the absence of a prenup stating otherwise of course. Rings have a conditional gift status, the condition being marriage.
If my actions last week are any indicator, it will be short-lived.
Him and I share an alma mater. A place where no Garth song ever gets old. God’s country.
Hate on me all you want, but I will not stand for Garth hate. It’s an abomination.
With the exception of “Crazy Bitch”, this was about good songs that people ruined for me, not bad songs gone worse.
Bahahaha
So I’m going to go ahead and put my vote in for Busch Light guy… call me, yo.
Thank you! I have a few “Cousin Eddies” running on the loose out there.
You can’t get it back once you’re married anyway, in the absence of a prenup stating otherwise of course. Rings have a conditional gift status, the condition being marriage.
I do like boys; however, I am not one.
Guess I won’t tell you that I love men with a nice receding hairline…
If it was more than coincidence, I would have chosen a gentleman with much larger feet, I assure you.
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I’d prefer chicken nuggets, two bottles of Pinot, and Christmas Vacation DVD. Yup, happening.
I sent Rascal Flatts the link along with a congratulatory tweet. Still waiting to hear back.
I’ve laughed about that lion for 36 hours now. If that guy doesn’t move next door to me, I will move next door to him.
Dana Perino = yes (most of the time)
Kimberly Guilfoyle = no (all of the time except at the club)
1) My fellow degenerate law school friends and I made it the most fun one can make law school.
2) I’m switching jobs; trying to get it down to around 30 hrs/week. I kid, I kid.
I’m still at the point of any year that I show up somewhere close to on time and relatively sober is a victory.
Think of it more as my satirical take on learning to be more fiscally conservative post-grad, after getting kicked off of the family expense account.
Thanks, glad to be here!