Hit a deer. I’m more upset about the fact that I am a week behind on podcasts because my rental doesn’t have Bluetooth than I am about the actual damage to the car. PGP.

Friday afternoon me forgot to refill the Brita pitcher for dehydrated Monday morning me. PGP.

Keeping your diploma over your liquor shelf to remind yourself that you can still accomplish things when you spend most of your time drunk. PGP.

Faking an injury after winning a pickup basketball game so you can go out on top. PGP.