Dom Toretto lived his life a quarter mile at a time. I live mine a half gallon of milk at a time. PGP.

Finding out the hard way that your office ceiling isn’t high enough to practice a full golf swing. PGP.

Downloading the update for a fitness app you’ve never even used and probably never will. PGP.

An older and incredibly out of shape coworker suggesting that the two of you start working out together. PGP.

Soreness in a different body part every day. PGP.

Could have sworn the tag said stain resistant. PGP.

Pretending not to see a coworker sitting next to you in traffic during the daily commute. PGP.

The overpowering smell of Febreeze selling you out after every trip to the bathroom. PGP.

Waking up more exhausted than when you went to bed, despite getting a solid eight hours of sleep. PGP.