Feeling like your life is an episode of Seinfeld, and you’re Costanza. PGP.

Hiding money from yourself so you have to save it. PGP.

Getting free trials and then canceling after it’s over. PGP.

Intentionally letting your boss win your fantasy football matchup. PGP.

Coasting as often as possible to save gas. PGP.

Dreaming of all the money you’d have if it weren’t for student loans. PGP.

Stashing an electric razor in your center console. PGP.

Actually knowing your way around the grocery store. PGP.