Cashier asked if I have a sick kid at home as I purchased a Pedialyte.

I’m now proud of myself whenever I don’t black out on weekends.

Having a favorite stall.

Director just made me print several hefty documents I initially emailed to her because she “doesn’t do emails.”

It’s gotten to a point where my coworker would breathe and I instantaneously want to punch his face.

“Hey, how’s it going?” “Well, it’s going…”