You got straight up snowed on your apartment. I would feel silly if I was you.
Also, in an attempt to appeal to more people who “sort of” know DC you lost a lot of reality.
And finally, you were on a campaign and didn’t meet the kind of people who /would/ invite you to cool events? I was a low-level staffer on a campaign in WI and every time I’m in DC I stay at the Met and rage in GTown. So… That one’s sort of on you.
I literally have no idea what it feels like to sleep more than 7 hours. I dread weekends because regardless of how much I drink the night before I’ll still be up by 9am.
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If you don’t like chili you may as well be a communist.
Oo-fucking-Rah
I’ve got a lion resting on the savannah with quotes I photoshopped in:
“Oderint Dum Metuant”
You got straight up snowed on your apartment. I would feel silly if I was you.
Also, in an attempt to appeal to more people who “sort of” know DC you lost a lot of reality.
And finally, you were on a campaign and didn’t meet the kind of people who /would/ invite you to cool events? I was a low-level staffer on a campaign in WI and every time I’m in DC I stay at the Met and rage in GTown. So… That one’s sort of on you.
Don’t hate us ’cause we’re awesome.
Very solid. Tempted to email the link to my jackwagon clients/coworkers…
“Personal” — 0.
PGP.
I like to loosen my tie and slip it off. And I hang my suit jacket up. I occasionally undo buttons on my shirt.
I think the natural progression here is the Costanza. Might give ‘er a whirl.
I’m three credits short. Just got promoted to Associate Director of Communications. No one checks those things.
This is all I have going for me. Please. Please. Let me win out of pity.
My school didn’t have a program 🙁 I had to adopt U of I and Madison.
Jos. A Banks is for poors.
I prefer the Mexican grocery store. Fresh ass produce/meat and they don’t judge that I’m calculating price per pound of avocados.
This was bad and you should feel bad.
I literally have no idea what it feels like to sleep more than 7 hours. I dread weekends because regardless of how much I drink the night before I’ll still be up by 9am.
Ace isn’t even that good.
I pictured Bobbum Man for #10.
I’m now going to refer to myself in the third person as the “FratGrad”
MKE.
No way. You can bang within your pay bracket. Going below is a big no-no. Haven’t you ever seen Ides of March??
I’m going to download it illegally using my wifi at work tomorrow. Because Yeezus, that’s why.