Option 4 – “I break into Tiffany’s at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No, I go for the chandelier. It’s priceless. As I’m taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It’s her father’s business. She’s Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning, the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico, but I go to Canada. I don’t trust her. Besides, I like the cold. Thirty years later, I get a postcard. I have a son and he’s the chief of police. This is where the story gets interesting. I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris by the Trocadero. She’s been waiting for me all these years. She’s never taken another lover. I don’t care. I don’t show up. I go to Berlin. That’s where I stashed the chandelier.”
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The Tom/Greg exchanges and one-liners from Roman make this show.
I’m currently “hanksies” and that put me over the edge…
A follow-up column with Nived Bumble openers is a must.
Hey friends. Is there a Dallas PGP/Toucher group that meets up on a semi-regular basis?
I bet ol’ boy Palpatine never forgot your bday.
Bring back the SWOT team
Nah
Absolutely solid mid-week take.
Shit that concluding “lol” gets me every time.
Dr. Leonard Green: “So what’s new with you, Geller? Knocked up any more of my daughters lately?”
Ross: [Nervously] “Nope the just one.”
Option 4 – “I break into Tiffany’s at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No, I go for the chandelier. It’s priceless. As I’m taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It’s her father’s business. She’s Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning, the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico, but I go to Canada. I don’t trust her. Besides, I like the cold. Thirty years later, I get a postcard. I have a son and he’s the chief of police. This is where the story gets interesting. I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris by the Trocadero. She’s been waiting for me all these years. She’s never taken another lover. I don’t care. I don’t show up. I go to Berlin. That’s where I stashed the chandelier.”
Go. Pats. Fuck. Work.
“Struggle shuttle. Population: Us”
Awful… Just awful
“Dude’s Breakdown of the Bachelor” and “TDAG” before lunch? #blessed
Girl: 10. Guy: 3 + WH gig = 10.
Last one – Yes, yes, yes.