I thought this was a site for rational, intelligent discourse. But, based on the comments made when the layoffs took place, I’ve decided that this is a site for people who got weaned too early.
I have one of those fancy doorbells with the camera and the speaker. They don’t stop porch pirates, they just give you a touching memento of the theft.
At this point you’re just picking random objects and writing about them. Have you covered coasters, cereal bowls, and reading glasses yet? Because that’s what I’m looking at.
Non-compete clauses are not binding in Texas. Yet companies hilariously continue to include them in hopes of scaring people into submission. Unless it’s a matter of huge dollars (as in Drennen vs. ExxonMobil), companies don’t make an effort to enforce them.
Jared is pretty low on the payscale. And he’s a very good editor, a role that will be even more important if they rely on freelancers for most of the content.
You can’t be serious. It’s a minor diversion in the life of a fake internet friend, it’s not like your dog died. Tomorrow you will find another podcast to listen to.
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Samsung makes a SmartFridge with a camera inside so you can check its contents while shopping. Or if you’re into Condiment Porn.
No one watches television anymore.
Somebody alert Duda. He’ll write a column about it.
I have one of those fancy doorbells with the camera and the speaker. They don’t stop porch pirates, they just give you a touching memento of the theft.
*doody
At this point you’re just picking random objects and writing about them. Have you covered coasters, cereal bowls, and reading glasses yet? Because that’s what I’m looking at.
This is why you should get up early enough to have two cups of coffee and a shit before you leave for work.
Followed by the feeling of despair when you realize you deleted the wrong rows but you already saved it.
You can buy little doggie staircases to help dogs get on and off the bed without jumping.
The dog thinks it’s disgusting that humans sleep in her bed.
“Look, I can’t, I can’t not have my phone. I’m sorry. I want to be with my phone.”
I thought you were married to The Church.
Why?
A man never “wins” an argument with his wife. He just delays the inevitable and humiliating defeat.
This account is creepy.
“Cause I lost my job two weeks before Christmas…” – Rodriguez
Non-compete clauses are not binding in Texas. Yet companies hilariously continue to include them in hopes of scaring people into submission. Unless it’s a matter of huge dollars (as in Drennen vs. ExxonMobil), companies don’t make an effort to enforce them.
Wrong
Jared is pretty low on the payscale. And he’s a very good editor, a role that will be even more important if they rely on freelancers for most of the content.
You can’t be serious. It’s a minor diversion in the life of a fake internet friend, it’s not like your dog died. Tomorrow you will find another podcast to listen to.