As a three year veteran of the wedding DJ game, I can tell you that a good DJ is worth just as much as a three or four piece band. Not only will they be able to get the old people out for a few nostalgic photo ops that everyone wants, but when Grandma and Grandpa leave, they will play the music that gets your 18-28 year olds out there to do what 18-28 year olds do best in dark, sweaty places…. if you know what I mean.
Also, for any music to have a positive effect, you’re gonna need that open bar, or at least free kegs. A dry wedding sucks for everyone involved.
Thank God I had as many scholarships as I did. My debt principle is only around 30K, and my loan payments are stupid low, comparatively speaking vs. the rest of you poor souls. And yes, this is gloating; yes, it does deserve endless down-votes.
We had a guy in the history department at my school. He was Russian I think. And a non-traditional student. And he had one of these bad boys. THE. WORST.
If you didn’t get your job from knowing someone, it definitely sucks to be you. Even if you did get it from someone you know, like I did, you base salary makes it still pretty sucky to be you.
I can’t get over going to rec league games, and then being so sore the next three days that I walk like a new inmate on Cell Block D. Especially when I only play about 15 minutes.
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He’s fancy, he’ll go glove.
It’s Science.
#GotEm
As a three year veteran of the wedding DJ game, I can tell you that a good DJ is worth just as much as a three or four piece band. Not only will they be able to get the old people out for a few nostalgic photo ops that everyone wants, but when Grandma and Grandpa leave, they will play the music that gets your 18-28 year olds out there to do what 18-28 year olds do best in dark, sweaty places…. if you know what I mean.
Also, for any music to have a positive effect, you’re gonna need that open bar, or at least free kegs. A dry wedding sucks for everyone involved.
Thank God I had as many scholarships as I did. My debt principle is only around 30K, and my loan payments are stupid low, comparatively speaking vs. the rest of you poor souls. And yes, this is gloating; yes, it does deserve endless down-votes.
With a name like Silverman? Honesty is the best policy, McGannon.
The antisemitism towards the money lending was faint, but I caught it.
Yeah…. why you lookin at her pointer finger, bro? is this some Road Trip ending scene type stuff??
Favorite Column so far on PGP. Brava
Did Gil stop the story because he can’t close?! The suspense is KILLING ME!
Yeah, because piss on afforable healthcare for everyone. I’m white and rich, why do I care about brown people without a Bachelor’s degree?
We had a guy in the history department at my school. He was Russian I think. And a non-traditional student. And he had one of these bad boys. THE. WORST.
your** base salary
If you didn’t get your job from knowing someone, it definitely sucks to be you. Even if you did get it from someone you know, like I did, you base salary makes it still pretty sucky to be you.
#GotEm
So guy number two didn’t get a ticket, still has all of his body parts, and still has a girlfriend? How is this a horror story? I declare Shenanigans!
I can’t get over going to rec league games, and then being so sore the next three days that I walk like a new inmate on Cell Block D. Especially when I only play about 15 minutes.
I lost it when reading about your hairy Uncle Dick. If anyone tries to say they didn’t chuckle even a little bit, they’re definitely lying.
Do you think they play that in the shelters so that the animals will actually start looking forward to the euthanasia?
CANNOT. CONTAIN. EXCITEMENT. *sploosh*