Excited to get my wisdom teeth out because I’ll get a 3-day weekend and lose weight.

Having a favorite stall.

My mom ignored my call yesterday. PGP.

The most joy I’ve had recently was getting a new electric toothbrush. PGP.

I like Steph Curry’s new shoes. PGP

I’ve had to use Urban Dictionary way too much. PGP.

Whoever installed an even number of urinals can go straight to hell. PGP.

Hanging your head in shame after pressing “2” in the elevator. PGP.

1/4-zip fleece game on point. PGP.

Thursdays are like getting blue balled by the weekend. PGP.