“Please see below.” PGP.

My middle aged cubemate is blasting Nickelback at 8 a.m. Good morning to me. PGP.

It’s lunchtime and I just realized my shirt is on inside out. PGP.

Never making it past a first date. PGP.

My parents just met my boss. Can’t decide if this was the best or worst idea I’ve had. PGP.

“Resting my eyes” at a stoplight. PGP.

Too poor too buy my own lunch. Too fat to eat the pizza my boss bought. PGP.

Don’t even know why I own sunglasses. The only time I escape the four walls of this hell hole is when it’s dark. PGP.

“Thank you for your patience.” PGP.

My 29 year-old coworker just called me “Punkin'”. PGP.