LegallyNotBlonde 6 years ago on We Are All This Guy Suing An Airline For Bringing Him Sparkling Wine Instead Of Champagne Can confirm. 0 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Name checks out.
“Old Spice” and “big leagues” don’t belong in the same paragraph.
Go skydiving. You’ll get hella likes on the Gram.
She should’ve just printed her resume on pink paper and splashed some perfume on it. Works every time (just like the bend and snap!)
If Odell makes this list, JJ Watt and Chris Conley gotta be included too…season-ending injuries are heartbreaking no matter who your team is
I submitted an expense report for Plan B last week and billed for the time I spent at Walgreens buying it. All in the name of product research.
Law school was arguably worse than high school.
Came here to say the same thing. Just look at all those Roman numerals.
Quite possibly the best take you’ve ever put out there Duda. Waffle fries and Chick Fil A sauce are worth every calorie.
We were staying in Paris…
This is just what those of us who signed our souls over to BigLaw tell ourselves in an attempt to minimize the fact that our social lives and happiness in life are nonexistent. Deep down, yes, it is THAT bad.
Please God, if it’s a civil trial, do not “dish out some of that sweet, sweet justice” to any of my corporate clients, who all truly want to make the world a better place with their products and are not motivated primarily by profit whatsoever. Have a heart for big corporations, Charlie.
I’ll fight this case pro bono on behalf of the human race as a whole.
Can confirm the first guy isn’t the first person to throw up from mimosas. Wasted an entire day of my last trip to NYC throwing up all over the city after bottomless mimosas at brunch. 0/10 would not recommend.
Crossed Cincinnati off my MLB list earlier this year. Surprisingly turned out to be one of my favorites-have fun!
Hitting “off” rather than “snooze” on the alarm is the most relatable thing Girl has ever done.
I swear I’ve seen mentions of a KC PGP crew before? I’m in whenever someone puts one together.