Genuinely being invested in the lives of the morning news team. PGP.

At least we get an extra day of rent for free this month. PGP.

At the point in life where I get unreasonably annoyed at songs that glorify irresponsible financial decisions. PGP.

My trunk started leaking, and the heater in my wife’s car went out all in the same week. PGP.

It’s funny how much I used to hate taking a dump in a public bathroom. PGP

Honesty is only the best policy if you have a trust fund. PGP

Being an unpaid intern with a college degree. PGP.

Being sore from a coed slow pitch softball game. PGP.

“I’m sorry babe, we just can’t afford a baby right now.” PGP