Had to take an “iPhone Basics” class at the Apple Store for my work phone. PGP.

Bar exam results come out Friday and I have to be in public. PGP.

Stoked for temp work at this point. PGP.

“Oh you already took the Bar! How do you feel about it?” PGP.

“I suggest you just trade this in.” – Mechanic PGP.

I can’t wait to move to the burbs. PGP.

Preparing for countless quarter life crisis jokes. PGP.

Considering taking Adderall on Thanksgiving to avoid putting on 10 pounds like last year. PGP.

I tweeted at my local news anchor this morning. It wasn’t the first time. PGP.