I have way more money in my 401k than my bank account. They swore I wouldn’t even miss it. PGP.

Drinking room temperature coffee is just a thing you do now. PGP.

Email chains are just grown up group text messages. PGP.

Working from home is significantly more boring than working at the office. PGP.

Saying “we should do lunch soon” to someone you hope you’ll never see again. PGP.

Off the record Gchat is about as badass as I get these days. PGP.

Thinking “That’s my pen, isn’t it?” but not having the balls to say anything. PGP.

Praying that hilarious nickname your superior just gave you doesn’t stick. PGP.

Wishing you had something witty to add to that email chain. PGP.